The Alien Joe Team has a new advantage over their competition. The addition of Alienade to the team's nutritional plan was the brainchild of Alien Joe Alternate Captain, Fascian."Every game our guys felt like each player added a little something to the team. I decided why not bottle a bit of everyone so we could all share" stated Fascian.
Although not FDA approved, Alienade has some remarkable properties. The combination of ingredients gives everyone that extra "uummphh" when playing. The taste resembles a mix of Sprite, Jagermeister, Cognac & a hint of chocolate milk. Although the complete formula has been kept secret, the primary ingredients include:
Lowell Face-Off
Bafia Saucer Pass
LeFleur Speed
G. Kelley Crosscheck
S. Kelley Youth
Topliff Stickhandling
Bishop Skating Form
Miller Big Body
Clutts Good Looks
Blomquist Brickwall Defense
Fascian Screen & Redirect
Dylo Forecheck
Bast Cartwheel Save
& 100% Nate Brand
Not available in stores. For ordering, please pay $84.99 / can to Mike Fascian. Production of the pictured can not currently available, so bottle provided may look alot like Gatorade.
Side effects include but are not limited to:
- Severe vomiting
- Unexpected fatigue
- Itching & scratching
- Athlete's foot
- Bleeding from the knees
- Uncontrolled penalties
- Excessive outbursts
- Complete muscle failure
Enjoy.
1 comment:
It tastes like burning...
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