He Knows If You've Been Bad or Good...

So the holidays are coming to an end and although its not about what you get, it is nice to get stuff you want.

Unfortunately, I woke up Christmas morning, ran downstairs, looked out the window, but did not see a Lexus with a red bow like you see in the commercial.

On a similar note, as my wife opened her gift, I announced, "No, I didn't go to Jared's". The kids got what they asked for. A Matt Forte jersey, game for the Wii, chargers for the Wii & a Halo Action Figure.

As I walked around my house in the sandals I received and eating the Cliff Bars the kids bought me, I thought of my hockey friends and was curious if they got what they wanted. Here are some of the things a few of them asked Santa for.

Shane Bast - Roberto Luongo Goaltending Instructional DVD

Pete Anthan - A win in B League on Sundays

Erich Brus - A visor he can see through

John Hoekstra - Autographed Mike Dylo stick

Blaine Barker - To be human and have a weakness

Kacy Reeves - A defense in front of him

Matt Johnson - 8 More Chops League games

Matt Whitaker - Tattoo of Dan Koenig on his arm

Jake Anonson - A win in C League on Sundays

Tony Hansen - Smaller Five Hole

Aaron Clutts - Detroit win during Winter Classic

Gene Kelley - A full contact adult league

Matt Haynes - A new "G" League

In the end, we can all hope for a little something, but should be happy with what we have. I hope Santa was good to everyone and wish all a Happy New Year.

State of Hockey 2009

With the close of 2008 comes many great memories. The closing of Alien Hockey was a sad event, but hopefully everyone looks ahead to 2009 and continues supporting this great sport. Here are some of my thoughts regarding 2008 & 2009.

In the tradition of seeing the great players hang it up, I decided to leave the game after the Summer of 2008. But in the footsteps of the truly great ones( Michael Jordan, Mario Lemiuex, etc.), I have decided to come out of retirement. At this time, it has not been determined where I will fit in and on what team. It is unlikely that I will play with the Alien Vegas Team, as they have replaced my spot with superstar defenseman Brendan McCallum. As a sign of respect to the retired #66, I will not wear this number anymore. Instead, I have swapped the digits and will now wear #66. More to come.

Predictions to make a comeback. I have received endless emails begging that I make the odds line again for league play. It is no coincidence that when I stopped making the predictions, the entire US economy began to fall apart. I will begin my predictions again in January, so those needing to make money can do so in confidence. My first prediction is that whatever team I join, will win the C League Championship.

We had some great 3 on 3 tourneys in 2008. With A Cupid Cup, Chops 3 on 3 Tourney and a Turkey Tourney, I hope to help coordinate others as well. Be on the lookout for more in 2009. The Chops League has been a huge success as well. With a great group of players, great atmosphere and support of the Iowa Chops, we have put together a fantastic short season that all have enjoyed. Our hope is to make it even better the next time.

Skate sharpening is taking a new direction. At this time, I have helped Tony Hansen learn the finer points of skate sharpening. He is taking my place in doing skates. Currently, Tony will sharpen twice per week (Tues & Thurs). Watch the PS Sports Zone website for updates if this changes, or call them at 515-334-5220.

Lastly, with the new year, I hope to keep the blog more updated and done more regular. Please spread the word to others so that may enjoy it as well. Make sure you leave comments on the articles so others know your opinions...it makes it all the more fun.

Here's to the Blackhawks winning the Winter Classic, the Stanley Cup & Joe's team the Boulevard Keg!

Still Kids at Heart

Kids look up to Pro hockey players. As adults, we admire the great ones and wish we could play like them. We may not go autograph hunting like the youngsters do, but occasionally even we adults get excited about a past star.

Mike & I got lucky enough to meet not only a hockey great, but also a Chicago Blackhawk great. Pictured is Dennis Savard (Hall of Fame 2000) with Mike & I.

At a hockey tourney in Chicago for my kid over the Thanksgiving weekend, Mr. Savard was there signing autographs and helping raise money for their youth hockey program.

We got a big kick out of meeting him as he was just like one of the guys. It was even cool when Mikey decided it would be nice to give Savard some advice on how to be a better a player, and Savard politely said "Security...please remove this fine fellow." What a great sport!

Pictures

Dawn Gorelik has been kind enough to take many pictures. Take a look!

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Turkey Tourney is Back

The ever popular & successful event is back and better than ever!

Last year's event was a blast as players from C & D league joined up to play in a 3 on 3 tournament the day before Thanksgiving. This year, the event will be much of the same but it will be held the day AFTER Thanksgiving. You can shop for great holiday deals during the day, then play some hockey and socialize in the evening.

Here are the details
When: Friday, November 28, 2008 from 6PM - Midnight (or whenever people choose to leave)
Where: The Buccaneers Arena
How: 3 on 3 Cross Ice
Cost: $45

Info:
Register as an individual and teams will be formed
4 games guaranteed
Free pizza
Drink specials will be available

Space is limited to first 48 Players and 8 goalies, so register today. The ONLY way to register is to call Derek Hickey of the Des Moines Bucs at 515-278-2827 ext 2107. Spots will only be held by calling and and reserving your spot with a CC#.

Honoring Hockey Moms

Hockey moms have the toughest job. Being a youth coach, I see what they do and how well they do it, not to mention, I'm married to one.

There was a great article written about hockey moms on the Iowa Chops website. Click here to view.
It stated "The hockey moms environment consists of cold arenas, uncomfortable bleachers, bad coffee, and an outfit that often mistakes her for a mountain climber." How true that is.

Then Sarah Palin came into the spotlight and took the hockey mom theme to a whole new level. Her popularity made those who were not hockey moms wonder what all that meant and it became more popular. Great exposure I believe and maybe it would encourage more parents to get their kids into hockey (which is always a good thing).

Then I heard an ad on AM1700 that they were having a "Hottest Hockey Mom" Contest. This I had to look in to. After reading the website, it stated :

1700 The Champ and the Iowa Chops are looking for Iowa's Hottest Hockey Mom!

Upload a photo and tell us what's special about your hockey mom. She could win a cool prize package including

VIP tickets to an Iowa Chops game

Prizes from JT's Slap Shot Hockey Shop

A Spa Treatment from The Spa at the Firehouse or The Spa at West Glen

A 3 month membership to Aspen Athletic Club

and a bunch of other stuff.
We've picked the finalists for you to vote.

Winner to be announced on Wednesday, November 6.

My issue was not with the contest, or the idea behind it, but not much thought seemed to be put into it. First, the Iowa Chops website stated upload a photo of your hockey mom and tell us whats special about your hockey mom. When you check out the link to vote, all you see is 4 pictures of moms with no description of "how they are special" See Here

It also says that there will be 5 finalists to vote on. On the site, it only shows 4. Were these the only 4 candidates submitted? I was interested to see who else was submitted and their stories, but no such luck.

Now, I'm all for putting Hockey Moms up for awards and recognizing them through contests, but there are too many great moms out there and this just seemed to be done very poorly. The final thing that I thought that was not the most "honoring" of hockey moms was the audio that came along with it.

I happen to know the hockey mom that had the most votes and she is a great hockey mom. Unfortunately, since nothing was written about her, those that don't know her, don't get the whole picture...or for that matter, they don't get to know the other moms. Every hockey mom has a story and every one is hard working, dedicated & a supporter of hockey, so to see a contest not accurately honoring them, that is sad.

Here are a few cool things truly honoring the hockey mom

http://www.nhl.tv/team/console.jsp?&id=21776

http://www.hockeymoms.com/member/index.php?section_id=105&left=219&right=234

Easy On The Ref

I have many opinions on the game of hockey, sports & life in general. Most of these I keep to myself, but occasionally something happens that causes me displeasure and I need to get it off my chest.

I'm not a huge fan of fighting in hockey. Correction, I am a huge fan of the actual fighting, just not the cheering that comes from the crowd when one breaks out. I believe that fighting in hockey keeps players in line on the ice and allows the teams to "police" each other. Although I do not agree, I still understand the entertainment value it brings to the fans, so when a fight breaks out and I just sit, watch & listen to fans yell "Break his face!".

This brings me to another thing I dislike. "Ref you suck....Ref you suck...." are the cheers that come from the fans. Often times a called is missed (usually against the home team) and fans come out of their chairs. When refs come out at the beginning of the game or period, they are greeted by boos and are heckled throughout the game. Again, I understand that it must be "fun" & "entertaining" to participate in this type of cheering and it must add to the fans overall enjoyment of the game, but I don't agree with it.

The first time my kid jumped in with the "Ref you suck" cheer, I explained why that was the first and last time they would participate. My explanation started by asking "why does he suck?" to which I got the response "because he's the ref." Did he do something wrong? Did he make a mistake? Was he not intelligent? To these questions I got the blank stare. Although I would never think less of a person due to their opinion of the ref, I wanted to explain to my kids that a ref is a person of authority on the ice. Not every call was going to be correct as they are human. Also, not every call is a "bad" call against our team. I wanted my kids to understand that being a ref was a difficult job and although entertaining to belittle them, not really necessary. What if you got a math problem wrong in class, or made a bad play at your hockey game and the fans and your teammates yelled "kid you suck...kid you suck..." I think he got the message. At the same time, if they think its ok to yell at authority figures on the ice...whats next? Police? Teachers? Parents maybe?

So again, I accept that fans get into the game and heckling the ref is part of the fun, but that is where it should end. Unfortunately, what happened at the Bucs Game Friday night caused this blog entry. I'm sure not many saw it as it happened at the end of a period, but the refs were leaving through the Zamboni doors when a "fan" was screaming at them from a railing just overhead. A few choice comments & expletives had me knowing that this fan 1) had way too much to drink or 2) was really very unintelligent. Once the fan realized he did not have the attention of the exiting refs, he proceeded to throw his cup (with beer) at the refs. He yelled a few more things and then sat down in his seat a few feet from the spot as if nothing happened. Of course, security felt otherwise and escorted him out to some undisclosed location where hopefully he got a stern talking to.

There was a play in the game where one of the Buccaneers did get hit from behind into the boards hard (at least that was how I saw it). There was no call. Although I disagreed, I understand that calls are missed and players could settle this on the ice as well (insert appropriate fight here). But I do not agree with fans getting that involved with a ref, player, coach, etc. Actually, I think it should be allowed, but the fan should have to face the player and actually follow through on their threat.

See videos below

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Point is, relax with the refs and remember that sometimes you suck at your job too.

Toughest Sport on Planet = Hockey

I ran across this link that shows ESPN's list that ranked Most Difficult Sports (click here). It was a breath of fresh air for me as I have debated this topic with many people as to why I think hockey is the most difficult sport overall.

Ok, well maybe ESPN has boxing listed as #1, but I disagree with that as well. I have heard many arguments about other sports, and just as I grew up with hockey, others believe their sports are tougher.

Forget the ranking or the science. Just think of it from a common sense standpoint. Some have argued baseball is the most difficult sport. I agree that hitting a 95 MPH fastball is extremely difficult, but thats where it ends.

In baseball, players stand around a field where often times nothing may happen. The outfielders see a few balls hit, and outside the pitcher, catcher & first baseman, not much movement. Much different in hockey where all players on the ice are always involved in every play.

A hitter stands at the plate and awaits a pitch that he needs to hit. Nobody in his way, or any distractions, just him focusing on the pitcher. In hockey, the offensive player has to try and shoot a 3" round piece of rubber using a long stick while his opponents can legally knock him over while he does it. And if he CAN make contact with this puck it has to be directed at a net 6' wide by 4' high net in order to score....oh yeah and there is a person there with pads on preventing it from going in. A bit more difficult than having the entire outfield to hit into.

And the pitcher position? He throws the ball then takes a break. Spits, scratches himself, regains his composure, shakes his arm, looks at the catcher, winds up and then throws. Then all over again. If he's not doing good, another pitcher is warming up uninterrupted and then brought in. The new pitcher gets to warm up even more prior to facing the batter. This is just like a goalie in hockey...well not really. The goalie has the opponent in front of him, blocking his view, swinging at him, shooting at him from all angles...and if the goalie doesn't do well, his back up gets thrown in cold with no warm ups to face more of the same....thats fair.

Now, I do think that some of the sports listed on the "Difficult List" could be made more difficult than hockey.

Football was #3. This sport contains much the same as hockey. Strategy, hitting, speed, accuracy are many of the similarities, but it still lacks much. 16 games in the regular season versus 82 for hockey? Football players get a week to recover between games while hockey may play 2-3 games in a row after similar pounding? Almost, but not quite the same toughness as hockey players.

Basketball was #4. I shouldn't even argue this one. Alot of running up and down the court requires much endurance. Shooting a ball into a basket 10' high...excellent. But getting tapped, or brushed on your way to shoot results in the player getting "free throws"? They should incorporate that in hockey. If you get checked while shooting, you are allowed to shoot a free shot from your own blue line into an open net. Also, the trash talking in basketball would quickly go away when Brashear would plug Kobe Bryant in the mouth with a stiff punch.

Wrestling was #5. I guess we could make hockey take over the #1 spot if we added wrestling to it. If 2 players decide to fight and fall to the ice, they should be allowed to wrestle as well. It would be cool to see one player utilize the Guillotine Choke or Kimura in order to gain a "tapout". As for wrestling being equally as difficult as wrestling, there is a similarity. There are 3 periods in wrestling and hockey...but wrestling's periods last 2 minutes. Also, you wrestle guys your same weight...tell that to Martin St. Louis...maybe he'll change sports so he doesn't have to face Chara.

Martial Arts was #6. If you are training to be a ninja and can scale walls using only your hands and feet, or can fight like Jackie Chan in the movies, than yeah, its difficult. I'd put Bob Probert against any karate expert.

Tennis was #7. Here is where I stop with the comparison. Once you compare a sport that is done on solid ground, one on one, with a net seperating the 2 opponents, you've lost me. Now I love a watching a great game of tennis and even lobing the ball around occasionally, but to compare its difficulty to hockey is more of an Adam Sandler comedy than a real life discussion.

So in conclusion, hockey to me is still the most difficult sport to play. My main basis for this argument is simply the skating. As an adult, most can run, throw, jump, etc. This means you can at least make a decent effort to play soccer, baseball, basketball & tennis. But to move yourself one ice using shoes equipped with 10 inch long blades on the bottoms that are 3 mm thick while trying to push a 3" piece of rubber and make it go into 24 sq. ft of space while being chased is not easy...plain and simple. So if you put boxers on skates...then yes...its more difficult than hockey, but until then....don't argue with me.

Alien Black As Expected

My preseason prediction for the C League Champs in each conference went like this:

Wednesday - Alien Black
Sunday - Coke/Yankee Doodle Dandy

Off to a strong start of 3-0, Wheeler and his team of Alien Black is right where I expected. They have won every game by an average of 4 goals and although there is a team called "Untouchables", the only one worthy of that nickname is goaltender Anderson. With a 1.33 GAA, the only way your team gets a goal is if he steps out of your way when shooting.

Don't rule out Coke/YDD. As they are off to a rocky start, the tide will shift with a mid season rush.

The other 2 predictions for last place were:
Wednesday - Cup O Insurance
Sunday - Killer Tomatoes

Wow! Right again. With both teams bringing a winless record to the rink, they position themselves right where expected. Young Dylo may think he can help the Cup O' Insurance franchise, but I think his team realizes he may be the "Marian Hossa" to the Penguins acquisition.

On the surface, this Wednesday looks to have a great match up. Alien Vegas vs. Alien Black atop the standings face off with one team having to leave the Metro with their first loss. Although an even game to the casual fan, a no brainer for this league analyst. The Vegas Team, although good, is no match for Black. Sorry guys, I know you thought Scott Kelley & Knipper would be suitable replacements for me, but it wont be enough. Alien Black by 2.

Going Hog Wild

Over 2 nights of some fast paced hockey, the First Annual Center Cut Classic came to an end with Team Hogs (Yellow) beating Team Bacon (Royal Blue) by a score of 10-5. The Hogs consisted of Sergey Gorelik, Ilya Gorelik, Mike Pedersen, Scott Brueck, Mark Loverude & Patrick Fagen. The winning goaltending of Blaine Barker rounded out this group that went 2-0-1 in Pool play.

Although there was an actual winner, everyone had a great time. It was a terrific opportunity to play with a fun group of players and a chance to play on pro ice.

Afterwards, many went to the Iowa Chops Home Opener on Friday. Regardless of your feelings towards the new team, or name, etc. , it was a great game! We're not use to seeing a team come from behind so it was refreshing to cheer them on to a win.

Thanks to the Iowa Chops for hosting us, Derek Hickey (now with the Bucs) for helping get it set up, Ryan Smiley with Chops for coordinating event, tix & reffing, and Tim Veach with the Chops for helping & reffing as well.

We hope to do some more events soon down the road.

3 on 3 Teams & Schedule Set

With just 5 days before the much anticipated tournament, I have set up the teams and schedules for the registered players. We still will take 8 more C/D level players up to the day before the tournament, so pass the word if your know someone interested.

Click Here for Tourney Details

Quest for the Keg

The Fall/Winter Season of C league is underway and the long grueling road ahead is a long one for all teams.

With Coke/Yankee Doodle Dandy Tattoo winning Back to Back C League Championships, the question being asked lately is "Can Coke/YDD Threepeat? Are they a Dynasty?"

Since I have made the decision to "retire" from league play this year, I can offer an unbiased review of all teams this session. I will make my picks for Season Champs this season and provide a brief analysis of each team. Throughout the season, I will update with news, picks & more game time analysis, so those playing "Fantasy C League Hockey" can make the appropriate changes in their starting line ups. For those laying money in Vegas based on my choices, I cannot be responsible for losses, but accept donations if you have winnings.

Killer Tomatoes (50-1) What does the coolest team name, coolest logo and players that have the most fun get you? A very ineffective hockey team. Bless their heart, this extremely strong D League team has a long season ahead of them. I hope its not as bad as the Slovakia Women's Team beating Bulgaria 82-0 when they play some of the other teams. If this team get a mascot to distract the fans that come to the game, it won't be as painful to watch. I'm just waiting for fans to start throwing tomatoes on the ice in protest of debacle called hockey. Have fun in the lounge drinking some beverages & watching the C League Playoffs from the stands.

Cup O Insurance (15-1) A merging of two sponsors -Cup O Kryptonite & 11 to 7 Insurance has to brilliant team owners working together to try and assemble a winning product. The problem here lies in the mish -mash of players. This team is like a "Who's Who of Misfits." Guys like "The Toothless Wonder" in Josh Feathers, Justin "knock em all down" West, The 4 Stooges of Rain & Hail in Dylo, Gugat, Hudyma & Gosselin are just some of the players that will need to gel in order to play well. Their strength definitely lies in goaltending with Blaine Barker in net, but with "Puck Hog" Dean & "No Defense" Close rounding out this squad, not even Blaine may be able to salvage this one.

Legends (14-1) Greg Davis skating out? Re-signing of Lenhard? The acquisition of Waste Management's Heckman? All questions that have raised eyebrows? Are these the best decisions for a team that was once considered a contender? I say no. This team has been the biggest disappointment over the last several years. From a variety of drinking establishment sponsors (Hooters to Legends...what's next? 3rd Base?), this team can't get on the same path. To many superstars grace this roster and not enough work horses. Can you say "over-rated"?

Slapshot (12-1) This team moves back into the Sunday division hoping for a better showing on a new night. Many unanswered questions remain regarding returning players, goaltending and player consistency. Unfortunately, the night of the week is not going to matter much as the same results will occur. Prediction is for a sub .500 season and no run into the playoffs.

Alien Vegas (10-1) With my retirement from the team, much concern is here. Can Captains Lowell, Kelley & Fascian keep the team focused? This team is looking to use the Fall/Winter League as practice for their upcoming April Vegas Tourney. The problem is their focus is more on practicing their late night escapades, drinking, gambling & more and less focus on the hockey aspect. Although power player Scott Kelley has stepped into my role, and new addition McCallum to the Vegas squad is a benefit as well, the biggest blow may have been the defector. Vegas Team Player & star forward Mikey Dylo informed the team last minute that he was going to a competing team. Although they'll all be friends in Vegas, the road to April will a treacherous one for Dylo as the Vegas Team is out for him. Season finish should be about .500.

Untouchables (10-1) What has 76 guns, 30 skates, 8 fire hoses, 3 fire trucks & a so-so goalie? The new Fire/Police/Law Enforcement/Detective/Attorney/Medical Team. This team has got alot of heart, grit & ammunition (literally). This team has had an opportunity to play together and brings the great cohesiveness to the table. If they can stay out of the penalty box & work together, this team can be a contender. The only thing that may stop these guys from winning is someone pulling a fire alarm across town during a game or robbing a bank so they get called away. Watch out for this squad.

Irwins (10-1) Another team looking for a change of scenery by moving to Sunday nights. The break up of the Irwins/Legends Summer team has provided the leftovers for 2 even more sub par teams. The Sunday Irwins Team should have a better showing than Legends, but not by much. A lack of strong defense, mediocre offense and an average goalie at best will put on an entertaining show, but not create a winner. Start focusing on player development and the draft for next season.

QCI (9-1) You can cut the mullet of Jaromir Jagr, but he's still Jagr. You can change the Bearings Group to QCI, but they still have the strength of Blickley (maybe he'll groom himself this season), finesse of Brus, and intensity of VerMulm. Welcoming back some soldiers from Iraq are returning players Kinney & Mersbeger. These 2 will only add to the already strong core. Captain Danielson runs a tight ship and this season will be the team's best run at the Keg. A core of these guys know what it takes to win as the original members of this crew won the Boulevard Keg prior to Coke/YDD making their run.

Alien Black (7-1) Beware of the Alien. All other teams should be very afraid of the team Wheeler has assembles. The return of John Perry, the lost Boy Wonder Paul Liepa & a great off-season acquisition of Anthan from Team Irwins makes this a powerful unit. Van Patten & Brown together again as a confident defensive pair while Anderson in net will make them even stronger. This team should be a front runner all season and should have no problems along the way to the Championship game. This is my pick for Wednesday Night League Champs going to the Finals.

Coca Cola/Yankee Doodle Dandy (5-1) The prediction is being made so take it to the bank. This team needs no government bailout as they work their way to another Boulevard Keg Championship. Some have argued that the loss of Wehrenberg & Glessner will hurt the team. It doesn't matter as they find a way to overcome adversity every year to win. This past summer had them scraping the bottom of the barrel just to field a team, and yet found a way to pull out the win. With Whitaker & Koenig at the helm, this team should have a relatively easy run in the Sunday league on their way to face Alien Black in the Finals.


Good Luck to All!!!

Youth Hockey Coming

With NHL & Adult League hockey starting soon (B League already has had their first game), we need not forget that youth hockey is coming as well.

Travel tryouts have already happened, and those teams are selected and have already begun practices. With tournaments and friendship games coming up, these dedicated 6-17 year olds are very dedicated to their sport.

The Fall House League evaluations are in a week or so, and once those teams are selected, then hockey truly will be ion full swing. You can visit www.DMYHA.org for more info. Spread the word to those you know in case they want to get their kids involved. I know the Bucs & Chops will have all types of youth hockey related promotions. The Iowa Chops are having their first pre-season game at Bucs Arena on Sunday, October 5th. A $7 donation to youth hockey gets you in!

If you're not busy on a weekend, or want to see some kids that probably skate betterr than most of us, check out the youth calendar for practice / game times and show your support!

Want to Ref?

"Bad call ref...", "Are you blind?", "You call that roughing?".

So you think you can ref? Have you ever wanted to try? Well there is a perfect opportunity for those interested.

Short notice, but here is a message from Youth Hockey:

Just a reminder to all interested officials that tomorrow (9/20) is the referee clinic for the Des Moines area. There is not need to pre register. Clinic will begin at 8:00 am and should end around 2:30 or 3:00 pm, it will be held in the lounge at the Metro Ice Sports Facility. Class attendees need to bring the following; Skates, Helmet, and $10. If you plan/want to officiate and DMYHA games this season you must attend this clinic tomorrow.

Lace 'em up and blow that whistle!

Everyone's Gotta Help!

As I anxiously await the start of the NHL hockey season, I am slowly getting my fix by seeing all the youth teams starting to practice for their fall season. As I picked up my son from school, I was asked by a teacher "What are you doing tonight?" to which I replied "Hockey Practice".

To my surprise, this highly educated teacher that has a direct influence on my child responded "What is this 'Hawkee' you speak of ?" My mouth fell to the gymnasium floor as I watched my kid crying asking "Why doesn't that teacher know about hockey, dad? WHY!?" I had no answer.

I have come to the conclusion that we do not do our part as hockey playing role models. It is OUR responsibility to the Des Moines community to share our passion & knowledge of this great game with everyone. There is no reason our children should suffer the ignorance of others. We need to do our part to help everyone.

A list has been compiled as to what you can do to help your fellow human understand this great sport. I'm sure there are many other things as well, so feel free to add your comments. For now, utilize these tips on a daily basis and remember to spread the word.

1. Buy tickets to an Iowa Chops or Des Moines Bucs game. Take a co-worker, friend, neighbor, etc. This will give them first hand experience to hockey.
2. Surprise your neighbor by buying them the NHL Center Ice Package. When you go to visit, program their TV to block all channels except for hockey games and put you own password on so they can't change it. Then say "Your Welcome".
3. Convince a family member to play hockey. Don't take the "I can't skate excuse". Explain to them that if John Hoekstra can do it, so can you.
4. Cross check a co-worker from behind at work. When they say "What was that for?", you can respond, "For getting in my goalie's crease!" This will have them asking for clarification and that's your "in" on talking about hockey.
5. Give yourself a black eye. Another great conversation starter. Tell them it was from playing hockey (even if you don't play).
6. Throw away all your kids video games except for hockey ones. Explain to them that until they can beat the computer (playing as the Avalanche) with the St. Louis Blues, they will not be able to do their homework. This way their college success rests in their own hands.
7. Remove all carpet in your home and add hardwood floors. Require all guests to wear socks during their visits and make sure you have ample wood polish on hand to slicken the surface.
8. Road trip to Iowa City or Ames to watch a college hockey game.
   
9. Buy a jersey of your most hated team (probably Red Wings) and then set it on fire in front of your house. Another great conversation piece with the neighbors (and law enforcement).
10. Buy tickets to the Winter Classic in Chicago. Although these tickets will eBay for $1000+, its a great deal. To make it even more impressive, give the tickets away to your favorite hockey blog writer in Des Moines.
11. Make Bob Probert's mangled face your computer's desktop background.
12. Always carry a hockey stick in your car. It allows for extra reach if you are trying to get the attention of the car next to you. It's also practical to have in case a game breaks out in a parking lot.
13. Boycott basketball. Call your local TV stations, cable company & congress person to let them know that it is insulting to society to have such poor programming on television.
14. Subscribe to hockey magazines & fantasy hockey. You need to have a full understanding of all the players, teams & stats in case you are challenged by someone who wants to bad mouth the sport.
15. Wear hockey gear...everywhere. Boston Bruins tie to the office, shoulder pads to the grocery store, Devil's jersey to church (well maybe not such a good one)..you get the idea.

So the next time someone asks "What is 'hawkee?", you'll be prepared to share your info with them, or drop your gloves and punch them in the mouth...either way is effective.

Tickets Available

Want to go to the Iowa Chops Home Opener on Friday, October 10th? We have group rate tickets available for $9/ each.

Stop in at PS Sports Zone if interested. Come out and show support for hockey in Des Moines!

Final Countdown...Again.

I know many wait until the last minute to register for hockey, so I'm providing a final reminder regarding the 2 opportunities to play at Wells Fargo.

The Chops Adult League - There are still several spots left for the C/D League at Wells Fargo. Game days & times are set as listed below. Cost to enter league is a minimum ticket package purchase of $252. This means you buy Chops Tix and get to play for FREE!
Should be a great time. The league will be tailored to be recreational. We are going to do everything to make sure all levels play well together and help each other develop and have fun at the same time. League is still limited to current C/D League players.
Thursday Oct 16
Thursday Oct 23
Thursday Oct 30
Thursday Nov 20
Saturday Dec 13
Thursday Dec 18
Saturday Dec 27
Thursday Jan 8
(Thursday Games 6 pm & 7:15 PM Saturday Games Noon & 11:15)

The 3 on 3 Center Cut Classic
Our famous 3 on 3 Tourney is back and still has some space. Games will be held on Wednesday, Oct 8th & 9th. Each player will play 4 games (2 each night). Game times are : 6:30-7:00, 7:10-7:40, 8:00-8:30, 8:40-9:10.
$50 gets you all 4 games, and 4 tickets to Chops Home Opener. Teams will be created by me once we have all registered players. No need to have a team to sign up.

Contact us 334-5220 or email me.

No Hockey for 1 Day

As I catch up on emails, (and on the blog), I have the TV on and all I hear is the Iowa/ISU game going to happen. As a totally biased Illinois Alum & Fan, I have no favorite here, but love the rivalry and passion. It seems like a friendly-intense rivalry similar to the ones we see in our adult leagues.

Either way, as 98% of Des Moines watches the big game, I already checked the guide and saw the Racquetball is on ESPN Classic, so I have something to watch.

Prediction
Iowa 2, ISU 0
Iowa gets a safety on ISU's first series and the rest of the game is boring enough to allow tailgaters a chance to enjoy themselves.

Meals From The Heartland

Powerhouse C League Player, Mark Loverude provided some info about Meals from the Heartland. He thought it may be a great way for teams to do some great service and hang out together. He did it last year and said it was very rewarding and a good time.

Put a group together and head on down....then post your comment if you are going to do it and when...maybe we'll have a strong showing.

Here is the link:




http://www.mealsfromtheheartland.org/

Wells Fargo Update

3 on 3 Tourney -

Tournament Dates are set for Wed. Oct 8th & Thur. Oct 9th. Kristina from MISF has been AWESOME enough to make the Wednesday C League that week a Pay & Play so players in C League do not have to worry about conflict and missing/forefeiting games.

We still have spots remaining for players and goalies, but we are capping it at 48 players. $50 gets you 4 games & 4 tickets to Chops game that next Friday.

Please stop in to register or if you have questions.

Well Fargo Chops League

We still have spots left for the Iowa Chops League. We already have 25 registered. We also now have the official game dates.

Thursday Oct 16
Thursday Oct 23
Thursday Oct 30
Thursday Nov 20
Saturday Dec 13
Thursday Dec 18
Saturday Dec 27
Thursday Jan 8

The Thursday games will most likely be in the range from 6-8:30 pm and Saturdays will likely be 1:30-4 PM so that we we are done prior to the Chops game for all to enjoy the game.
Here is a link to the informational flier.
http://www.alienhockey.com/chopsleague.pdf

Contact me ASAP on this league if interested.

Still Some Room....

Registration has been going well for our 3 on 3 tourney and we still have player & goalie spots available. At this time it is limited to C/D League Registered players, so get your registration & payment in to reserve your spot.

Game Dates & Times Are as Follow:

Wednesday, October 8th: 6:30-7:00, 7:10-7:40, 8:00-8:30, 8:40-9:10

Thursday, October 9th: 6:30-7:00, 7:10-7:40, 8:00-8:30, 8:40-9:10

Every player gets 4 games (2 each night). Cost is $50 and this includes all 4 games & 4 tickets to Iowa Chops Home Opener on Friday, October 10th.

---Reminder---
We still have spots available in the Chops League as well.

Want to Play Hockey at Wells Fargo?

After some conversations with the Iowa Chops, we have secured a couple of opportunities to play at Wells Fargo Arena.

The first is another ever popular 3 on 3 Tournament. It will be played over 2 nights (Oct 8 & Oct 9). Everyone will play 4 games (2 games each night). Game times will start at 6:30 & the latest game time will be 8:40 PM.

Cost is $50 for all 4 games AND you get 4 tickets to the Iowa Chops Home Opener on Friday Oct. 10th! Basically, you pay for your tickets and the hockey is FREE!

There is a max of 48 players, so get your spot now! I emailed a large distribution list this info yesterday, and already have 10 signed up. Its filling quick.

Next, we have an opportunity to skate in an 8 game league at Wells Fargo. This is limited to 4 teams and is also filling quickly. View the following link to see all the details and email if you have questions.

http://www.alienhockey.com/chopsleague.pdf

Should be a great season.

Anybody's Guess

A game of chance, luck & rabbit's feet. Here is some insight on this week's games.

MISF vs Coke/YDD

Coke looks to tie for 3rd place with a win over the current 3rd place team. Reeves, goaltender for Coke/YDD, wants to prove that he is not overrated. The last adult league poll had him with 11% of the vote in that category. "Our team has been trying to pump him over the last few days", stated Wolf of Coke. "I know I voted for him that way in the poll, but its not fair to say it to his face." MISF is treating this game as a practice game just getting ready for the playoffs. "Kozak & Knight are both treating injuries, so they'll be at half speed", pointed out Coach Knox of MISF. "We may even pull Karena in the 2nd period and skate 6 players since we'll have a 5 goal lead." Redemption for Coke & confidence by MISF, but prediction is MISF by 2.

Alien Joe Vs. Alien Mike

Just like the 1980 Olympic Team, many players that typically hated each other from opposing teams came together to play in the Adult Tourney this weekend. There were players from Alien Joe, Alien Mike, Alien Natalia (D League), & others. Although the pure hatred could often be felt in the locker room, they still came together during the game. "I couldn't stand even looking at Wheeler", mentioned Alien Joe Goaltender Bast, "He just had this ridiculous grin every time I looked over at him." As weekend team coach, Kelley poured beer for McCullum of Alien Mike, he smiled and said "Enjoy the beer now, cuz Wednesday you pour your own." This rivalry continues this Wednesday as Alien Mike wants to continue its way to the #1 spot, while Alien Joe has a 3 game unbeaten streak going into this one. Its a good thing that Alien Joe famed center took growth hormones this weekend as he was a strong contributor to the tourney team in the last game. Although some may claim, he looks alot like Marty Wilford, rest assured that its really Adam this Wednesday. Alien Joe by 1.

Bearings Group Vs. Legends/Irwins

Dane Lenhard of Legends/Irwins took the #2 spot in Most Overrated Players in C League. "I'm not overrated and will prove it with a hat trick against Bearings", guaranteed Lenhard. With a cool Tom Cruise look like this, how can you not cheer for the Superstar Lenhard. Bearings has a different plan. "Look how uncool he really is", pointed out Brus Of Bearings. "His knee high socks don't even have stripes!" VerMulm, team stylist for Bearings, believes that although his team may not be very good, they all look the best and hopes his team wins GQ's Best Dressed Adult Hockey Team Contest. I predict they will win with Lyle's good lucks, but unforetuneately lose this game by 3.

MP Security Vs. Slapshot

Mulford, Sedrel & Broadbent of MP Security may be running late as they all were vacationing together in Alaska and are scheduled to return late Thursday. They could not be reached for comment , but team spokesperson Wermers released this statement. "They wanted to see if Alaska was really a mystery and wanted to practice skating with those players to learn some pond skills." Can MP get knocked off? They boast only 1 loss all season, but with the 3 of there top guys possibly missing, this may be that time. Slapshot loses a 1 goal heartbreaker last week and has been fuming ever since. This may be the edge they need. Slapshot by 1.

New Training Area Open

By now you may have seen the addition to our logo. With our partnering with PS Sports Zone, we were given some space to set up a hockey specific training area.

I asked what the "PS" in PS Sports Zone stood for, and they told me "Perfect Swing". How appropriate I thought, that it fits hockey as well. I asked my good friend Aaron Clutts to design something that takes into account the PS Sports Zone look and tie it into hockey. For the small fee of 2 composite sticks, 12 rolls of tape, a lifetime contract on an Alien Team & 10 swings in the pitching machine, the logo abovewas created (nice work again Aaron).

For those that came to the BBQ, our hockey playing friends were given the opportunity to try area first hand. For those that didn't see it, I have included some pictures. What you see here is approx 1400 sq. ft. of space with a variety of training tools.

2 goal nets with shooting pad areas allow a player to shoot from up to 36' away. The shooting pads can also be moved and reconfigured to allow for a player to pass to another for one-timers. One goal has 4 targets (removable) and the other has 2 baskets that catch pucks in shot in top corners.

Next we have (2) 7' slideboards. With hockey socks (we supply) put over your normal athletic shoes, you have an opportunity to work on your stride. Once you comfortably can slide in a continuous fashion, you can add a stick and training ball to handle. For an even greater challenge, add a stick triangle to pass through as you slide on the board.

We also have a stickhandling board and pad. This 16' long area allows a player to do a variety of stickhandling drills. Remove the board and you have a 16' long passing pad to work on forehand & backhand passing. Add stick triangles and you can customize your own routine.

Last, we have several additional pieces of equipment to make anyone a better player. A Bosu ball (the inflated blue thing pictured) & the wobble board both help you work on balance & stability. The medicine ball and stretch bands are utilized with a variety of exercises to strengthen your core and other utilized muscles. Weighted balls, weighted sticks & inline pucks give you various other stickhandling opportunities.

So how do you get to use all this great equipment & better yourself? There are several ways.

1. Personal Instruction - You can sign up for personalized lessons with one of our instructors to work on anything you want.
2. Small Group Instruction - Gather up anywhere from 3-5 of your hockey playing friends and do a group lesson. This still allows for more specialized training, but reduces the cost.
3. Clinics - Throughout the year, be on the lookout for scheduled clinics. These will be tailored towards a variety of skills sets.
4. Open Gym Time - If no instruction or clinics are going on, the training area is open to anyone for their own use. Cost is only $8/hour for unlimited use of the equipment.
5. Training Area Rental - Bring your team or group of fellow players to share the cost of renting the entire room for an hour. Share ideas, drills, etc. with a private rental.

Here are 2 links that give more information about the uses of the Training Area.
Personal Instruction & Small Group Instruction Rates
Training Area Rental Rates & Info

If you have any other questions, please feel free to give us a call or stop by to check us out.

Alien Hockey 2008 Draft Acquisition

"It was like music to my ears", exclaimed Mandy ,proud mother of Baby LeFleur. It was the 1st round of the Adult League Draft and Alien Vegas shocked the world by using their #1 pick to take the youngest player ever selected, Michael Alexander LeFleur.

Head Alien Scout, Adam Lowell, made the gutsy call and persuaded the front office to bank on the kid's future. "When we were in Vegas, I could tell that the kid was a fighter based on how he was kicking in the womb" mentioned Lowell. "We'll put him under the wings of our top enforcer, Kelley, and he'll show him a few things."

The LeFleur name is well recognized in the Adult Hockey world as father, Chris LeFleur, currently holds a spot on the Alien Vegas roster. "I thought he would go maybe in the 4th or 5th round, but I was surprised he went in the first."

The Alien Vegas team had the 5th overall pick, in this year's draft. With MP Security, Irwins, Bearings & Coke/YDD all passing on LeFleur, the stage was set. "We know we're banking on the future with this pick, but we're confident in the LeFleur genes" stated team spokesperson, Fascian. "The kid threw up all over his Draft Jersey the minute we put it on him...now that shows heart."

Although it will be at least 6 months before the new pick will begin practicing, he is already showing his enthusiasm for the sport and his new team. When teammate Topliff went to visit and introduced himself, Baby LeFleur proceeded to hit him in the face with his rattle. "I made him serve 5 minutes in the crib since he drew blood and gave Toppy a cut that required 8 stitches, but I was still proud he showed his toughness" boasted Dad.

When Little LeFleur was asked what he thought of going #1 to Alien, he replied, "wahhh...wahhhh...ooohh...glaaaa..glooo....wooo.." Well said kid, well said.

Pork Chop Pick of the Week

Its been a roller coaster month and I need to apologize for not getting the Adult League Picks done. I know how many people depend on these to make their Vegas & off shore wagers, so to these players, I am truly sorry.

Now that I'm back from my world tour promoting the Iowa Chops, appropriately named the World Chop Tour, I can get back to the business at hand.

Alien Joe Vs. Bearings Group
What is wrong with the Alien Joe's? First we lose a superstar forward in Tony Ford due to him having a baby. Next, LeFleur has a baby and all of a sudden he can't produce for the team anymore. "I'm really tired" says Chris, "A new baby is alot of hard work." He should of thought about his team before he decided to start a family. Next, its bad enough we have the "other" Dylo on our team, but he shows up every other game. "I have to go camping", "I have to work late" or my favorite "Its a full moon and I like to star gaze" are just a few of Mark's excuses. So who does that leave us with? Lowell? Topliff? Blomquist & Brand? Great, couldn't they find an excuse not to come...it could help the team. Bearings on the other side is on a roll. With Mersberger back, Danielson playing like a man possessed and Ver Mulm orchestrating all of it, the team is set. Blickley & Brus are the pistons pushing this engine with all the other pieces working together. Bearings by 4.

Slapshot Vs. YDD/Coke
After a whipping of the gluteus maximus by Alien Joe last week, Whitaker is ready to take some revenge. Loverude & Koenig were not big fans of the extra celebration Alien Joe did as they ran up the score. "We only had 2 on the bench" proclaimed Giunta of Coke, "And Alien Joe had no mercy...even as I begged and pleaded." This does not fair well for Slapshot. They run into a train this week that cannot be stopped. Johnson & Fleming of Slapshot have each guaranteed a goal each, but will it be enough? Although Slapshot comes off a loss last week as well, the caffeinated crazies of Coke/YDD are unstoppable this week. Coke/YDD by 5.

Legends/Irwins Vs. MISF
MISF sees Alien Mike in the #2 spot and they want it bad. Kozak & Roberts both agree that Irwins/Legends this week is a small bump in the road. "They don't belong in our league" agreed Roberts & Kozak, "They should be in a newly created E League." Hewlett of MISF added, "I thought you had to know how to skate to play in this league?" This was directed at his nemesis Lenhard or the Irwins/Legends team. "I'll show him how I skate" responded Lenhard. "Its my dance moves from celebrating all the goals I'll have that he'll be watching." The Irwins/Legends has a crew of All-Stars. They took only the top caliber players from each teams winter crew to make an unbeatable team. Unfortunately, you cannot buy a championship here. MISF by 3

Alien Mike Vs. MP Security
This is the big one. Numero Uno versus the Deuce. An undefeated MP Security looks to take an even bigger lead in the standings, but will the powerful Alien Mike give them their first loss. I believe so. After all, you've got guys like McCallum who are gritty, tough nosed players that have no respect for the law. "I intentionally run red lights in front of the police" admitted McCallum, "They don't own me." Others such as Feathers, West, Rech (who happens to be a fire official) agreed. "I think other teams are afraid of the law" stated Mikey of Alien, "BUT I AM THE LAW!" Ok, easy Judge Dredd. I like Alien's chances here. Wermers of MP recently retired from the armed services has been playing pretty lazy as of late, so this weakness will be exploited and Alien Mike by 1.

Grand Re-Opening & BBQ

You are invited to the Grand Re-Opening of Alien Hockey at our new location.

Sunday, July 20th
Noon - 5 PM

• Free Hot Dogs, Burgers, Drinks
• Free Raffle entries
• Free Batting cages
• Autograph session with Shane Bast
  
• Skate Sharpening will be available
• Visit our hockey training area

So stop on by and socialize with friends.

Francis Wathier

Its a pretty cool video since my kids did his dryland camp here (I did a few sessions as well). He makes some great references about Des Moines and after speaking with him on a few occasions (and sharpening his skates several times), he's a terrific guy. We wish him luck!

New Look, New Start, Same Sport ?

So here we have it. No more Iowa Stars. No more Green & Gold, no more chanting "Go Stars Go."

I attended the press conference a few days ago that announced the new name. As they played a video that was building up to the great announcement, I could feel the crowd thinking, "Ok already, just tell us the name!"

And then it came. Welcome the Iowa Chops.

There wasn't a thunderous applause, nor was there any obnoxious boos. Rather, a polite clapping filled the room. I wondered why there wasn't a bigger reaction (either good or bad). Then I came to this conclusion. Who wanted to risk the "wrong" reaction. What if the guy in the 3rd row heard "Iowa Chops" and felt his life long dream had been met and stood on his chair hooting and hollering about how awesome it was. Meanwhile the lady next to him had the reaction of "Oh, a screaming pig with fangs, how clever.....not."

Nobody wanted to give any indication of how they felt in fear of what others around them thought. I was one of those.

I like the name. It didn't hit me at first, but my opinion has always been that any name would give the same reaction. Its a new name that nobody is used to, so unless you were crossing your fingers during the build up thinking "C'mon, be the Chops, please be the Chops", your reaction should have been one of surprise.

After a few minutes of it being announced, I heard the grumblings of "You know, I kinda like it" or "the more I see it, the more I hate it" or "Why are we a knock off of the Ice Hogs". Again, I have no problem with opinions, suggestions, comments, etc. Its discussion about a new team coming that is exciting and should be discussed. Here is where my problem lies.

I read countless comments on the Des Moines Register's website about the name. I'm glad we live in a country where we can freely express our opinions, but I personally don't like when comments are made behind secretive screen names. There are too many negative comments about not only the Chops name, but also negativity about hockey in general, the AHL, sports, the state of Iowa, etc.

Basketball is not a favorite sport of mine, but when the Iowa Energy was announced, I didn't spend my days (and nights) bashing a bad name, bad level of talent, unintelligent fans, etc. Who am I to judge another person's passion. As long as it does not hurt me, why rain on someone else's parade. This is especially directed to those who commented about not going to watch hockey because the name was "dumb" yet they still proclaimed themselves as hockey fans. Are you kidding me? The team could have announced that the new name was "The E85 Corndogger Flood Relief Tornados" and I would still go to every game (although it would be an awfully long cheer). Hockey fans don't care what the team is called...they enjoy the game.

I do agree with one aspect of the negativity. Many commented on the Chops name giving Iowans a bad name, and others would associate us with dumb hicks, farmers, pork, etc. This is true. I would never visit Albany, NY. Their AHL team is the River Rats. Have you seen their logo? A sickly beat up rat carrying a hockey stick. Can you imagine what the people in Albany look like? I would be afraid of the diseases I would contract if I visited there.

Then you have Lowell, Massachusetts. The Lowell Devils. Ouch. A town of satan worshipers that would try and convince you that evil deeds are the right way of life. How dare the Devil Dawg mascot go to the library to promote reading to kids, or to Hascom Airforce Base to welcome back the troops. There must be evil intentions behind that demonic city.

Lastly, look no further than our own backyard. If you think people from other cities, states & countries will look down on Iowans because we have a hockey team named the Chops, what about the Buccaneers? According to my research, I found the following: "The buccaneers were pirates who attacked Spanish, French, and Dutch shipping in the Caribbean Islands during the late 17th century. Among the leaders of the buccaneers was a Frenchman named Daniel Montbars, who destroyed so many Spanish ships and killed so many Spaniards that he was called "the Exterminator" Personally, I'd rather have people think we have pigs & pork chops, then to think we pillage and steal and attack the Spanish, French & Dutch.

My points are just my opinions. I'm not asking anyone to love the name Chops, or to become a hockey fan because of the name. If you like the name, great. Wear the gear proudly, eat a pulled pork sandwich and enjoy. If you don't like the name, but still like hockey, go cheer them on. Whisper "Go Stars" or "Go Thunder" under your breath, but don't leave the game and become a fan of spelling bees. But most importantly, make your opinion mean something. Don't hide behind the name "ChopsHater08" or "E=mc2" especially if you are against hockey. My mom taught me if you've got nothing nice to say, don't say anything.....or move to Albany, NY you lousy River Rat.

Youth Dodge Ball Tourney

We are hosting a Dodgeball Tourney for Kids here at our new location inside PS Sports Zone.

July 22,23, & 24th
6-8 players per team (co-ed is allowed)
Age groups are 10 & Under, 12 & Under, 14 & Under, 16 & Under
Cost is $50 per team.
Double Elimination.

Teams will only play one of the above listed dates depending on how many teams sign up.

Contact me at service@alienhockey.com or Mindy at mindy@pssportszone.com to register or for more info.

Get your kids & their friends together for what should be a great time. No hockey or baseball association is necessary so spread the word.

Ready or Not...Here We Come!

As of Monday, July 7, we will begin operations at our new location inside PS Sports Zone. The address is 5475 NW Beaver Dr. Johnston, IA.

Skate sharpening is available, and customer profiles, prepaid sharpens, etc. has been moved to our new place.

We foresee a terrific opportunity by partnering with PS Sports Zone and look forward to many new & creative ways to help promote & grow hockey.

Our July Hours will be as follows:
Mon-Thur 4-9 PM
Fri 4-7 PM
Sat CLOSED
Sun 12-5 PM

A great big thanks for to all our customers that have been patient with us during this transition and especially, Shane-o, Adam, Mikey, Bishop & Clutts for helping move our stuff over.

We will soon be making our training area available for private instruction, group lessons or personal rental. Keep watching for more info.

Thanks and hope to see you soon!

The New Beginning

As of June 30th, our location at 2700 University Ave -West Des Moines is permanently closed. We are in the process of moving to our new location inside PS Sports Zone - Johnston, IA. The address is 5475 Beaver Rd.

We plan on opening the week of July 7th, but days of operation & hours have not yet been determined. Once we open, we will continue skate sharpening, skate baking, and carry a selection of accessories (tape, laces, wax, etc).

The cool part of the move is the we have an opportunity to convert some of the space inside PS Sports Zone into a hockey specific, off ice training area. Their current facility is an indoor baseball training facility complete with pitching machines, simulators, etc.

We think this is a great opportunity for us to stay involved with the hockey community and expand our services with this off-ice training.

Watch our website and the blog for more info.

Vegas for Kids

This weekend my son's 8 & under team is at a tourney in Minnesota.
For those that know about our adult Vegas team and the beating we took, I can tell you it happens to kids too.
They played a team that is undefeated and the final score was 10-0. The shots on goal was the interesting part. 32-0.
In the third period the other team stopped shooting and played keep away.
So as I type this, the kids just finished swimming, running around the jungle area and finished eating pizza. If they had beer and gambling, if think I was in Vegas. All kids in good spirits as they await their next game tomorrow morning. I learned a lot today as kids truly play for fun if their parents allow them to.

Look its Barbie, No its Ken, Wait, its Week 10

This week we pay respects to one of the greatest numbers (10), and to 10th element on the periodic chart, Neon.

Bearings Group Vs. Alien Mike

A no brainer here. With neon colors often associated with Aliens, Mike's team has the upper hand. Other significant factors that add to Alien's advantage include:

• Dobbie always eats 10 cheeseburgers before each game.


• Brendan complains to the refs 10 times each game.


• They have Dave Green (aka Neon) on the team


• Time Close, Rob Wheeler & Jon Rech all drive Dodge Neons

Alien Mike by 3.

MISF Vs. Slapshot

Top 10 reasons MISF beats Slapshot
10. Tim Knox - You can only hope to contain him

9. Anthan's defense is worthy of the Norris Trophy
8. Storm is in net for Slapshot

7. Kozak's perfect set up passes
6. Karena's goaltending

5. Cheap $2 pitchers

4. Romey's "experience"

3. Kristina's Hat Trick abilities

2. Team name so long they have to abbreviate it

1. Home rink advantage

MISF by 5

Alien Joe Vs. MP Security

Another one that leans to the Alien side due to the "neon" reference. Lowell & Bafia combined equal 10' tall. LeFleur's kid will be born Wed at 10 AM, weighing 10 lbs 10 oz, in time for him to make the game at 10 PM (they will name the kid Tenille and call him "Ten" for short). Every player on Alien wears size 10 skates and Shane's 5 hole is so big, we call it a 10-hole. Alien Joe by 1

Legends/Irwins Vs. Yankee Doodle Dandy Tattoo/Coke

Koenig of YDD/Coke gave every player a #10 Tattoo on their necks yesterday. Each player will be required to slam 10 cans of Coca Cola product. Glessner stated he would only do it if he could drink Coke Zero. They have a Ken & a Ben on their team (which rhymes with ten). Nick Giunta has 10 letters in his name.
Coke/YDD by 4

Alien Hockey Vs. 11 to 7 Insurance

Tough one here. David "Neon" Green owns the 11 to 7 team, yet Aliens are green. Jobgen of 11 to 7 wears jersey #10, but so does Natalia of Alien. If you rearrange the letters of Kent (Jim of Alien), you get 10K, like the race. 11 to 7 typically has 10 subs on the bench. This one is too close to call and will end in a tie.

Cup O Kryptonite Vs. B & B

B & B has finally met its match. The neon green powerful force of Kryptonite will stop B & B dead in their tracks. They have Shaun Greene on the team. You also have Greg Kelly (Green), and Hardy WHITEman, which was actually Greenman at one point, but he wanted it changed. Chad Beyer wears #10 and also sports green underwear for every game. The only thing B & B has is a player with more than 10 penalty minutes...surprise..his last name has more than 10 letters. Cup by 1.

Closed For Weekend

We are coming down to the last days of our main store being open. We still have some great items left that you can pick up at 30% off. These include:

• Sticks (wood & composite)
• Caps & T-Shirts
• Sweatshirts
• Hockey Blankets
• Laces / Tape
• Mouthguards / Braces
• Gloves / Jocks / Equipment

We have also done a final markdown on Iowa Stars, Iowa State & University of Iowa Hockey Gear.

• 75% OFF All Remaining Iowa Stars Merchandise (shirts, caps, jerseys)
• 50% OFF All Remaining ISU & U of I Hockey Merchandise (shirts, sweatshirts, etc)

We will be closed Thursday, June 19 - Sunday, June 22 as we will be attending a hockey tournament in Minnesota. If you need skates sharpened, be sure to stop in by Wednesday this week.

Cool Off With a Hockey Tourney

Its 100 degrees outside, sun is shining, days are long...what is the bst thing to do? Cool off with an Adult Hockey Tournament this summer with your friends.

The Metro Ice Sports Facility is hosting an Adult Tourney.

Dates - July 25-27

Get your group of friends together, play some hockey & BBQ outside!

Click here for more info
http://www.dmicerink.com/schedule/tournament%20app.pdf

Don't Cross the Line...It's Week #9

Coke/YDD vs. MISF

Coke/YDD is definitely on the decline. After a poor loss against Alien Mike last week (and Mikey didn't even score)...they face a much fiercer opponent in MISF. "Laziness has plagued our team", mentioned Whitaker of Coke/YDD. "These guys don't want to show up and play." This coming from the captain that has made only 1/2 the games himself. "When our leader is gone, we have no direction" creid Koenig of Coke/YDD. " I even gave myself a tear tattoo on my cheek as a symbol of the sadness I have when Whitaker doesn't show." MISF is on a 2 game winning streak after defeating Alien Joe last week. Our players are dedicated, determined and desperate proclaimed Anthan of MISF. "Our players know the scouts are watching for B League, so we can't disappoint." This passion far outweighs Coke/YDD's mediocre play. MISF by 3.

Alien Joe Vs. Alien Mike
In the last outing, Alien Joe put a thumping to Alien Mike. Although Mike's team may have the better record, Alien Joe knows all of their weaknesses. Since there are so many holes in their game, I will share the key ones for all to see.
1) Barker in net - Ouch. He's another Chris Osgood. He played with Alien Joe last season and our stellar defense made him look like a champ. On his own, he's a house league goalie for a Pee Wee squad (at best).
2) Brad "The Mean" Dean - Have you seen this guy? He's like 5'2" tall and not very good. Our team has me & Lowell, who are not very tall either, but at least we're good.
3) Justin West is NO Gene Kelley - The battle of the pushers & shovers will be won by the elder. Gene invented the "shove you out of the crease" well before West even realized the Red Wings were a hockey team.
4) Mikey should stick to kickball. The most overrated player in the league. Easily stopped. He'll be lucky to touch the puck 3 times much less score 3 goals.
Alien Joe by 2

Legends/Irwins Vs. Bearings Group
Bearings has lost their last 2. Legends/Irwins has lost their last 4. Legends/Irwins brings a SOLID 1-7 record. The Irwins players say "We should have never merged with these guys", while Legends says "What time is Happy Hour?" Bearings is the dark horse in this league. All it will take is all their guys clicking all at once, and they will be the unstoppable force. The wins begin Wednesday. Bearings by 5.

Slapshot Vs. MP Security
With an undefeated record on the line, a 4 game winning streak, the top scorers, top goalie, best minor league affiliate, best team bus, coolest uniforms, most ammo per player, etc. etc. etc. the MP team is a force. Slapshot is no slouch. They only have 3 losses and have played some tough games. (A lot of ties). An upset is in the making and Slapshot takes this one by 1.

Boogie For Willy

Come out to the Bucs Arena this Friday at 7 PM and get your groove on.

The link :
http://www.alienhockey.com/boogy.pdf

This is a '70s Adult Themed Party to raise money for the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society and show support for Will Krueger.

Music, drinks & more!

Pump You Up

Today, I attended Francis Wathier's Dryland Clinic. I know. Most of you are asking yourselves, "Why did he do that?", "He's is in top physical shape and doesn't need it."

Although that may be partially true, I still believe everyone can benefit from additional exercise.

Seriously, I was extremely impressed. The structure, instruction & setting was fantastic. Francis had us (a group of 15) working through a warm up set of stretches that we did together and then on to 5 independent stations. We were divided into groups of 3 where we moved through skill specific drills.

I always enjoy physical activities. Hockey is a great workout that happens to be alot of fun. At the same time, I like playing catch with my son, biking and other activities. My cousin Mike & I have run the Bix race in Davenport, IA for 5+ years now. It's a 7 mile run. We're not runners, but enjoy the thrill of competition and doing something different. I've done other activities like indoor rock climbing & skiing. Each one makes you a better rounded person (and athlete).

So when the opportunity came to train off -ice, I had to try it. My older son, Nicholas, is doing the kids Hy-vee Triathlon. We've run around Gray's Lake already, but I thought this would be something we could do together to get in shape. It was better than expected.

Francis ran us through exercises that could be used for any sport. Some were there as soccer players. As for hockey related....perfect. Quick feet, core strength, agility, power were all covered. We ended with a great ab workout & finally a stretch.

Although I can work out on my own, it is easier and more fun to do something structured. I would encourage anyone wanting to get in better shape to at least give his training a try. Although his clinic is based on a 7 week course, he allows participants to pay per session. Some can't make every one, so this works well. Its $20 for the 1 hour 15 minute session and worth every penny. Personal trainers run $40-50 /hour so his is a bargain. If anyone wants to join me for next Monday's session, let me know. I'd love to introduce others to the joy (and pain) I felt.

There were many kids there with only 2 adults. I personally think the adults (and older kids) get more out of it. I want some company for my remaining sessions, so let me know if you want to tag along.