Anybody's Guess

A game of chance, luck & rabbit's feet. Here is some insight on this week's games.

MISF vs Coke/YDD

Coke looks to tie for 3rd place with a win over the current 3rd place team. Reeves, goaltender for Coke/YDD, wants to prove that he is not overrated. The last adult league poll had him with 11% of the vote in that category. "Our team has been trying to pump him over the last few days", stated Wolf of Coke. "I know I voted for him that way in the poll, but its not fair to say it to his face." MISF is treating this game as a practice game just getting ready for the playoffs. "Kozak & Knight are both treating injuries, so they'll be at half speed", pointed out Coach Knox of MISF. "We may even pull Karena in the 2nd period and skate 6 players since we'll have a 5 goal lead." Redemption for Coke & confidence by MISF, but prediction is MISF by 2.

Alien Joe Vs. Alien Mike

Just like the 1980 Olympic Team, many players that typically hated each other from opposing teams came together to play in the Adult Tourney this weekend. There were players from Alien Joe, Alien Mike, Alien Natalia (D League), & others. Although the pure hatred could often be felt in the locker room, they still came together during the game. "I couldn't stand even looking at Wheeler", mentioned Alien Joe Goaltender Bast, "He just had this ridiculous grin every time I looked over at him." As weekend team coach, Kelley poured beer for McCullum of Alien Mike, he smiled and said "Enjoy the beer now, cuz Wednesday you pour your own." This rivalry continues this Wednesday as Alien Mike wants to continue its way to the #1 spot, while Alien Joe has a 3 game unbeaten streak going into this one. Its a good thing that Alien Joe famed center took growth hormones this weekend as he was a strong contributor to the tourney team in the last game. Although some may claim, he looks alot like Marty Wilford, rest assured that its really Adam this Wednesday. Alien Joe by 1.

Bearings Group Vs. Legends/Irwins

Dane Lenhard of Legends/Irwins took the #2 spot in Most Overrated Players in C League. "I'm not overrated and will prove it with a hat trick against Bearings", guaranteed Lenhard. With a cool Tom Cruise look like this, how can you not cheer for the Superstar Lenhard. Bearings has a different plan. "Look how uncool he really is", pointed out Brus Of Bearings. "His knee high socks don't even have stripes!" VerMulm, team stylist for Bearings, believes that although his team may not be very good, they all look the best and hopes his team wins GQ's Best Dressed Adult Hockey Team Contest. I predict they will win with Lyle's good lucks, but unforetuneately lose this game by 3.

MP Security Vs. Slapshot

Mulford, Sedrel & Broadbent of MP Security may be running late as they all were vacationing together in Alaska and are scheduled to return late Thursday. They could not be reached for comment , but team spokesperson Wermers released this statement. "They wanted to see if Alaska was really a mystery and wanted to practice skating with those players to learn some pond skills." Can MP get knocked off? They boast only 1 loss all season, but with the 3 of there top guys possibly missing, this may be that time. Slapshot loses a 1 goal heartbreaker last week and has been fuming ever since. This may be the edge they need. Slapshot by 1.