Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Picking the Brain of a Hockey Player

These games are getting tougher to pick each week. Every team has a dark horse that could shine like a yellow light (its the brightest color as the average human eye sees yellow at 555 nanometers wavelength the best).

With that, I decided to interview the "Dark Horse" from each team that plays this week to get in their head and see what they're made of this week. I asked them all the same 3 questions:


1) What player in the ABC league are you the most similar to?

2) If you weren't playing hockey in the ABC League, what would you be doing?

3) What do you eat before your hockey games?


Irwins Vs. Puck Hawgs
Michael Johnson of Irwins

1) What player in the ABC league are you the most similar to? Lisa Schumacher of the Hawgs
2) If you weren't playing hockey in the ABC League, what would you be doing? Sorting my collection of rare paper plates
3) What do you eat before your hockey games? A shrimp egg roll, 10 cheeze-it crackers and a Yoohoo.




Larry LePera of Hawgs


1) What player in the ABC league are you the most similar to? Nobody is as good as me.

2) If you weren't playing hockey in the ABC League, what would you be doing? Playing in the NHL

3) What do you eat before your hockey games? Rusty nails and kerosene.

Ouch....Puck Hawgs by 5.


Funky Pickle Vs. Kryptonite


Rod Bragg of Pickle
1) What player in the ABC league are you the most similar to? Shane Bast



2) If you weren't playing hockey in the ABC League, what would you be doing? Competitive dominoes (I was a HS state runner up in 96)

3) What do you eat before your hockey games? Whatever i can grab off a table up in Bucs Lounge

Mike Pedersen of Kryptonite

1) What player in the ABC league are you the most similar to? Mike Dylo (we have the same first name you know)

2) If you weren't playing hockey in the ABC League, what would you be doing? Probably playing A League

3) What do you eat before your hockey games? 2 organic chicken breasts, side salad (no dressing) and maybe a Myoplex Power Shake.

Watch for M.P. to tear it up. Kryptonite by 2


Alien Vs. Voodoo

Nate Brand of Alien

1) What player in the ABC league are you the most similar to? Yes. I do like carrots.

2) If you weren't playing hockey in the ABC League, what would you be doing? I would say 14, but I think it may be 18

3) What do you eat before your hockey games? Correct.


Don Mudge of Voodoo

1) What player in the ABC league are you the most similar to? Matt Whitaker

2) If you weren't playing hockey in the ABC League, what would you be doing? Working as a legal assistant for Matt Whitaker

3) What do you eat before your hockey games? No comment.

This is a toss up. Alien wins 4-3 in a shootout UNLESS Whitaker shows up, in which case he gets the game winning goal in regulation.






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