Quit smoking, lose weight, eat healthy......borrring. These are the same blah resolutions most people make that end up failing by January 15th. On the other hand, hockey players are not typical people. I took an opportunity to poll many of the players in the ABC League to find out what they plan on doing in 2010. Some were hockey related, others were not, but in the end, all were great improvements in each player's life.
Mikey Dylo - Get people to call me Miguelito
Mike Fascian - Buy a pair of skates and get rid of the Junior size 3s I've been wearing
Dan Bishop - Spend less than $6,000 on hockey gear this coming year
Aaron Clutts - Get rid of my pager and purchase a cell phone
Adam Lowell - Start smoking
Dane Maxwell - Start drinking Folgers coffee
Bill Goodman - Finally take the training wheels of my bike
Ryan Smiley - Make more C League games
Chad Beyer - Check with my wife PRIOR to making plans
Pete Anthan - Try and play in the A, B, C & D Leagues
Brook Current - Buy stock in companies that make cones
Richard Huyck - Allow my daughter to teach me how to shoot
Chris Hill - Legally change my first name to Cypress
Brian Gugat - Give Matt Johnson another chance to be my friend
Blaine Barker - Blame my defense less for the goals scored against me
Nick Sindelar - Get traded to Kryptonite
Tres Hewlett - Stay healthy for 20 minutes
Mike Bartak - Make the Des Moines Top 10 Most Wanted
Dave Gannon - Give up coffee
Rick Kavan - Upgrade from my Commodore 64 so I can read Joe's blog
Mark Battista - Reduce my playing time down to 49 minutes per game
Josh Feathers - Don't lose any teeth this year
Jim Kent - Quit embarrassing my team by not showing off my speed
Brian Hobbs - Retire
Scott Brueck - Try to stop complaining to refs for at least 1 shift
Tony Hansen - Quit falsifying my own goalie stats to make myself look better
Tim Lewis - Buy a pet monkey
Matt Whitaker - Take anger management classes & become a Democrat
Ron Ambrose - Upgrade to some new furniture
Caleb Harrelson - Take up figure skating
Mark Loverude - Finally learn how to fly
Natasha Kucherenki - Continue the streak of never missing a game
Lets support each other by making sure these players "stay the course" on the way to their goals. May the New Year bring joy to your family and a prosperous hockey season in 2010.
2 comments:
Yet another futile attempt to stay healthy begins January 6th!
just have a medical person on staff that day!
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