Pa Pa Paparazzi......

Puck Hawgs Vs. Yankee Doodle Dandy Tattoo Voodoo

With both teams coming off dominating wins last week, this will surely be a great match up. "We're a solid team" claims Griswell of YDD. "Just feed me the puck and I'll do the rest." As the stats show, Griswell boasts 5 goals and a big ZERO for assists. On the other hand, YDD assist leader Whitaker shows his team support with 6 helpers on the season (either that or as the captain he's claiming points he's never earned....you decide). Then there is no debating the non-producing Monty Brown (0 pts). Early season rumors have Brown going to the Puck Hawgs mid-season for a player to be named later and a bag of Fritos. Expect a big game out of Toomey on the scoreboard, while Ambrose locks up the back with some solid defensive skills.

The Hawgs come full circle this week by getting their matching socks. "For the past 6 weeks, everyone's called us losers, fools, chumps, dog meat, ugly, weird and much much worse", stated Gannon. "Now I know most of it's true, but dog meat?...c'mon." There are no superstars on this team. With the point distribution being almost even across the board.....wait...who am I kidding. Could they really win without Sindelar? "Don't you wish your boyfriend was hot like me", sang Sindelar last week as he taunted the Kryptonite boys in his stellar performance. Hidden behind that talent are a few other stars like Tessau (0 pts), Kavan (0 pts), Schumacher (0 pts) and T. Sindelar (you guessed it...0 pts). Bartak & Kozak are ready to take the winning streak to two.

Too much to handle with YDD and all of Whitaker's assists. YDD by 2

Red Alert Vs. Irwins

With the HUGE upset win last week over Alien, goaltender Hansen feels invincible (as he should since he faced 100+ shots last week). "Tony just bragged all night about how he won that for us" sighed Kent of Alert. "He gave us no credit and made us feel like garbage". Tony even went as far as calling West who happened to be on a safari in Africa that week. "I couldn't believe he called me after the game" stated a shocked West. "He said I never needed to come back since he could single handedly win every game." Much tension within the Red Alert ranks as Miller, Swift & Henson all come to rink dressed so they don't have to share a locker room with the big headed Hansen.

Irwins took a tough loss last week to the first place Voodoo. "I knew it was going to be bad when I saw Koenig holding a Voodoo doll of me during warm ups" mentioned Wheeler of Irwins. Anthan & Hanke are ready to step us leaders of this team and get the sinking ship turned around. "I want all on the team to feel like men" boasted a confident Anthan. "It wasn't right watching Holloway sob like a 3 year old in the arms of his wife after the game." The acquisition of Smiley has made a slight impact, but not the BOOM the team was hoping for. "I knew he was overrated the minute we got him" laughed Lasnek. "With a name like Smiley what did we expect!"

Tough match this week, but the big heads of Red Alert prevail! Alert by 3.

Alien Vs. Kryptonite

Redemption is on the line for the final game of the evening. After an embarrassing 7-1 defeat the last meeting, the Alien guys want some R-E-S-P-E-C-T. "Shane better play like he cares this time" proclaimed LeFleur. "Last time it almost felt like he threw the game." The Alien roster should be in full force again for this match up. "With every player in attendance, we show our commitment to beating this team" declared Bishop. "Well I guess it would be nice to have Blomquist not show up so we don't have that extra center when he's out there." Team Alien has put all their faith in 1 player...Mikey Dylo. Not for his great skating ability, but he holds the responsibility for creating the lines for this match up.

Kryptonite on the other hand comes off a disappointing loss last week. The defense of Dean & Hill were more like Torvill & Dean (figure skaters for those who don't know) in the last game. "Pathetic.....absolutely pathetic" cried Close. "We could have skated 3 forward and no defense that entire game and the score would have been the same". Schneiders agreed and felt like he did not play his best game. "I miss the captain Johnson" sobbed Schneiders "Is cheering for his beloved Yankees more important that playing your hockey game?!" Green & Huyck should have a strong game and look for points for both of them.

In the end, Shane falters, Mikey is asked not to do lines ever again, Bishop has to perform CPR on himself and Kryptonite wins by 2.