Bearings Group Vs. Alien Mike
A no brainer here. With neon colors often associated with Aliens, Mike's team has the upper hand. Other significant factors that add to Alien's advantage include:
- Dobbie always eats 10 cheeseburgers before each game.
- Brendan complains to the refs 10 times each game.
- They have Dave Green (aka Neon) on the team
- Time Close, Rob Wheeler & Jon Rech all drive Dodge Neons
Alien Mike by 3.
MISF Vs. Slapshot
Top 10 reasons MISF beats Slapshot
10. Tim Knox - You can only hope to contain him
9. Anthan's defense is worthy of the Norris Trophy
8. Storm is in net for Slapshot
7. Kozak's perfect set up passes
6. Karena's goaltending
5. Cheap $2 pitchers
4. Romey's "experience"
3. Kristina's Hat Trick abilities
2. Team name so long they have to abbreviate it
1. Home rink advantage
MISF by 5
Alien Joe Vs. MP Security
Another one that leans to the Alien side due to the "neon" reference. Lowell & Bafia combined equal 10' tall. LeFleur's kid will be born Wed at 10 AM, weighing 10 lbs 10 oz, in time for him to make the game at 10 PM (they will name the kid Tenille and call him "Ten" for short). Every player on Alien wears size 10 skates and Shane's 5 hole is so big, we call it a 10-hole. Alien Joe by 1
Legends/Irwins Vs. Yankee Doodle Dandy Tattoo/Coke
Koenig of YDD/Coke gave every player a #10 Tattoo on their necks yesterday. Each player will be required to slam 10 cans of Coca Cola product. Glessner stated he would only do it if he could drink Coke Zero. They have a Ken & a Ben on their team (which rhymes with ten). Nick Giunta has 10 letters in his name.
Coke/YDD by 4
Alien Hockey Vs. 11 to 7 Insurance
Tough one here. David "Neon" Green owns the 11 to 7 team, yet Aliens are green. Jobgen of 11 to 7 wears jersey #10, but so does Natalia of Alien. If you rearrange the letters of Kent (Jim of Alien), you get 10K, like the race. 11 to 7 typically has 10 subs on the bench. This one is too close to call and will end in a tie.
Cup O Kryptonite Vs. B & B
B & B has finally met its match. The neon green powerful force of Kryptonite will stop B & B dead in their tracks. They have Shaun Greene on the team. You also have Greg Kelly (Green), and Hardy WHITEman, which was actually Greenman at one point, but he wanted it changed. Chad Beyer wears #10 and also sports green underwear for every game. The only thing B & B has is a player with more than 10 penalty minutes...surprise..his last name has more than 10 letters. Cup by 1.
1 comment:
It's actually 5 DOUBLE cheeseburgers. Gotta watch the carbs.
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