Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Turkey Tourney Sells out to Big Business

We did our best to keep this great event of ours free of corporate involvement, but it was only a matter of time before money trumped honor. Once the big companies got word of our huge event and also found out that it was being held on Black Friday, the corporate money started flowing. Some even used their bailout money to help fund the advertisement.

The 8 highest bidders earned the rights to the team names. This added exposure to these businesses should be just the boost our economy needs. Please represent your company well.

With great deals on a 96 pack of toilet paper, team Costco is a great value if you are looking to buy in bulk.

Todd Daniels - G
Anne Wiltgen
Paul Wiltgen
George Lu
Jeff Dayton
Brad Dean
Dave Swift
Jon Filloon


If it's not on sale this week, it will be on sale next. If it's not on sale for 2 weeks in a row, somethings wrong....This team never pays full price.

Jim Goeke - G
Nick Radcliff
Dan Becker
Todd Bentzen
John Evans
Dan Hickey
Tony Toigo
Adam Puls


Fleece for mom, fleece for dad, fleece for brother, sister & friends. You think the talking mannequins move fast on our commercials...you should see us skate!

Aaron Storm - G
Brian Higgins
John Reichart
James Martinson
John Hoekstra
Blake Upmeyer
Neal Cleary
Tyler Wallace


#2 pencils, spiral notebooks and an office chair are the top 3 Christmas gifts this year. If you need a goal from this crew, just press the "Easy" button.

Jerome Miller - G
Scott Anderson
Darren Stout
Tom Kirvin
Robert Moore
Dave Gannon
Brendan McCallum
Eric Chabak


Even 30 year olds want Legos, Monopoly and Pokemon cards. This is a place where a "Kid can be a kid" and a "Hockey player can be a....kid"

??????? - G
Craig Stoever
Adam Lowell
Anne Huyck
Nate Brand
Matt Johnson
Ryan Butler
Harold Burke

If Brett Favre can sell you a TV from us, Mike Beede can play hockey for us. 2 guys that should have retired from their sports years ago.

Ryan Pitre - G
Rich Huyck
Jeremy Knipper
Mitch Zimmerman
Paul Adams
Dave Miller
Mike Beede


Get a 59" flatscreen HDTV for only $4.99. Quantities are limited and so are the goals from our players.

Rich Pentico - G
Bryan Bane
Chris LeFleur
Scott Jacobson
Eric Jacobson
Dan Bishop
Shane Bast


Who wouldn't want Season 6 of House on blu-ray for $19.99? How about a washing machine that can clean your gear? Maybe a Dyson vacuum since this team sucks....

Chris Schroeder - G
Adam Krultz
Brian Gugat
Nathan Pirie
Waly Hudyma
Mike Dylo
Joe Bafia


Far Side Lounge Side
4:00 - 4:35 Costco / Kohls Old Navy / Staples
4:35 - 5:10 Toys R Us / Sears Target / Best Buy
5:10 - 5:25 SCRAPE
5:25 - 6:00 Costco / Staples Old Navy / Kohls
6:00 - 6:35 Toys R Us / Target Sears/ Best Buy
6:35 - 6:50 SCRAPE
6:50 - 7:25 Costco / Old Navy Kohls / Staples
7:25 - 8:00 Toys R Us / Best Buy Sears/ Target
8:00 - 8:15 SCRAPE
8:15 - 8:50 #3 A / #3 B #1 A / #1 B
8:50 - 9:25 #4 A / #4 B #2 A / #2 B



































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