Monday, October 3, 2011

Week 4 Updates


7:15 Irwins Vs Red Alert
Someone's getting their first win tonight in the first match up of the night. We have two teams coming in 0-3 and both are ready to ride the celebration train. "We're lining the locker room with plastic so it won't ruin the place when we spray champagne all over" proclaimed Jim Goeke of Irwins. With only a 4 point differential in their last 3 games, Irwins feels like they could be 3-0. "If we scored more points than the other teams in each of our last 3 games, we'd be sitting at 3-0" observed Stember of Irwins.
Red Alert on the other hand believe it's the netminder that will earn the win. With Tony Hansen bringing in a respectable 5.3 GAA, he thinks the rink tilts in their favor. "I've told me defense what they need to do" stated Hansen of Red Alert. "They really weren't trying and were very afraid, so that changes tonight" With Green and Hoy coming off some concussions from week #1, they are ready to play at the level they once did.
In a close game, Red Alert edges out Irwins 7-6.

8:35 Alien Hockey Vs Puck Hawgs
Always a good battle, this match up pits the defending champs against the rising powerhouse of Alien. "We've played on the frozen ponds of Eagle River, so this will be a piece of cake" pointed out Adam Keller. The Dylo brothers have stepped up with 3 points each this season and are ready to get some more. "You can contain me, but you can only hope to stop me from containing myself" cried Mark Dylo. With solid defense, 3 strong lines and a mediocre goalie, they Extra-Terrestrials are ready to invade.
The Hawgs on the other side also have a brotherly combination. The LePera duo of Marc & Ryan have also combined for 6 points (although all 6 are from Marc). "Not only are we the better bro-duo, we also have a dad that loves us enough to play with us." called out Ryan. "What's Dylo's dad doing? Playing online poker while cheering for the Packers?" Hudson and Beyer are 2 of the strongest guys during warm ups and this alone is intimidating.
In another close battle, Alien assaults the Hawgs with a final of 5-3.

9:55 Voodoo Vs Cup O Kryptonite
"Quit re-living 2009-10!" yelled captain Whitaker of Voodoo when he was reminded that only 2 short years ago, Cup O K was on top of the ABC League world. "They are going to keep referring to that season 20 years from now" Voodoo brings a 3-0 record to the late night game and is ready to go 4-0. Bentzen, Griswell and Brown already made t-shirts for the game that says "Kryptonite...Prepare to meet your Voodoo" The first 8 fans into Bucs arena for this game get a free jersey to wear, but they have to give it back at the end of the night.
Pedersen, Green & Hill of Kryptonite have had a serious falling out. With each player signed to a long term deal and none of them wanting to get traded, it leaves some serious concerns. It all stemmed from a late night out where the 3 were left to determine who picks up the tab with nobody budging and reaching for their wallet. After sitting at Ridgemont until 7 AM Thursday morning, Pedersen gave in and grabbed the bill. "I'll buy this time, but we will never speak again", promised Pedersen. Johnson has his hands full with this one and the fighting may just be too much to overcome.
Voodoo goes 4-0 in a last second goal by Koenig to win 5-4.

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