Predicts in da hizzy

In your best rap attempt, sing the predictions for the week....

Alien and Red Alert will playz da early game, Red Alert will lose, o what a shame. Hansen got a sharpen, Dobbie will be harpin' and West will be barkin'.

Alien opens up with 2 goals from Brand, he lead the league in water, on ice and on land. Dylo, Houlie and a little guy named Lowell, will make Red Alert swim the toilet bowl.....yeahhhhh boyyyeeee.

The score will be 5-1 with Kuzy in Alien's net, and all Red Alert will show is how the bed they wet.....ohhh shnappppparooni dawg.

Middle game pits Irwins against the 1 and 0 Voodoo, but a spoil is a comin' with a Jon Recharoo. He will score twice for Irwins, with an assist or 2 to boot, making Voodoo and Whitakers crew llook like a bowl of fruit...

Kacy had stood on his head during week 1 being a star, but remember you have Harrelson on your team and the only shot he can take is standing at the bar....booyaaa.

Irwins tallies 6 goals to Voodoos only 1, with Stember's hat trick in the books, Voodoo will be done.

Late night games require some 5 hour energy drinks, which stinks and me thinks that Hawgs will be all up in the rinks. Sindelar will be sinister for Hawgs while Natale lights the lamps, and Hawgs once again shows kryptons, that Hawgs repeat as champs. Johnson of Cup says, hey y'all, we'll be fine...have you seen our new guy? His name is Mitchy Stein. Steiny scores 2 goals but its no where near enough, to beat the team that seems to have all the right stuff. Green & Gugat hold hands together as they cry, as Hawgs win this game 5-2 my, oh my, oh my.

So there you have it week 2, is not weak too, so bring the kids, the wife and maybe even a knife to cut the tension in suspension with all of us tonight.

Peace out and word to your brother's sister's mother's uncle's friend........holla.