Plaza Vs. Bearings
Bearings is coming off a big win last week over Alien Mike and should continue its momentum into this week's game. Now that HGH has been approved for use in Adult League, there is no reason for Bearings to hide the truth. Frequent HGH user & captain Danielson stated, "We need every advantage we can get, and now nobody can say anything negative about my big guns."
Plaza loses a tight 1-0 game last week against Alien Joe, and the slide will continue. "Bearings uses HGH & we all eat McDonalds just before the game" proclaimed Patava, "That's healthy....right?" Bearings by 2
Alien Mike Vs. Irwins
Irwins came out of a slump to win last week. "We changed our game plan", determined Captain Goodman of Irwins, "We decided to not play position, shoot erratically, chase the puck & take really long shifts." It worked as they defeated Legends. Alien Mike on the other hand doesn't know if they are coming or going. "We've had team meetings, practices, watched game film, but nothing seems to work" pointed out Blomquist. "The team just down right stinks." Blomquist, who will be sporting pink socks for support of all Homeless Squirrels will most likely be ridiculed. "Every creature needs a home" cried Blomquist. Irwins By 3.
Alien Joe Vs. Legends
Injured phenom, Bafia of Alien missed last week's game and it showed. His team was able to only scrape up 1 goal and even that was dumb luck. "I was way out of position and was doing my normal routine of trying to stay upright", explained Ford of Team Alien Joe. "Next thing I know, the puck hits me and goes in...then I celebrated." Legends wants to keep hold of the top spot and needs a win tonight. "The 10 PM game doesn't frighten me" stated Anderson of Legends "Its changing next to Callahan in the locker room that's scary." With Bafia back in the game playing through the extreme & intense pain, Alien Joe earns the win by 2.
Good Luck to All.
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